Amazing. This guy will be trending on Twitter everytime he shoots the ball. And where are the people that still claim he's hurt?

The Curious Case Of Markelle Fultz 30 for 30 is going to be fire someday.

Busting Jazz ass early. They looking good.

Projected Starting Lineup

PG Kyrie Irving
SG Jaylen Brown
SF Gordan Hayward
PF Jayson Tatum
C. Al Horford


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The last time he attempted anything close to a three is that miss you see in that video, but that was actually a 2 cause his foot was on the line. He completely gave up after that

Dude is Ben Simmons status now

I was watching Skip and Shannon, and if Shannon was correct, he completely busted Skip's ass when speaking about the stats between Bron and MJ.

Skip claims that by the time Lebron passes MJ in scoring, he would've taken 117 more games.

Shannon claims that by the time Lebron matches MJ, in scoring, Michael would've taken thousands more shots than Lebron.


He also claimed that Kyrie led the Cavs in shot attempts, while Lebron led the team in scoring.

If so, then what Lebron is doing is special, because he is a passer, and a passer isnt supposed to score this well.

Enjoy this video from the 7:50 mark until the end. Shannon was on his ass, if what he was saying was facts.



LOL @ Shannon at the end "Well how about 13 of 15? Is that good for ya?"

Can't wait to hear carmelo say his infamous yell after a rebound in spanish

Crazy how far Carmelo has fallen so quickly. And People wanted to Blame westbrook last season for Carmelo being AWFUL now

We laughed, liked, and moved on. But then last week, I received an email from a somewhat cranky reader named Stef (look, Stef, I miss Grant, too), who pointed me back to this topic whereupon I found the following YouTube videos:


(Yes, a legitimate unboxing video.)


(My favorite genre of YouTube video is bewildered southerner gets extra twangy while trying to figure something out.)

You can read the article the unboxer in that first video wrote about the card here. If youÂ’ve made it this far and are still playing catch-up, let me explain:

eBay is a commercial website where people can auction off their junk to strangers and receive payment through PayPal, unless the stranger is actually a really crafty grifter.
José Uribe was the Giants’ starting shortstop, basically, from 1986-1992. He posted an ERA+ of 76. The Giants will say he stuck around because of his glove and that he could switch hit and lay down a bunt, but the real reason was that he was a cult hero. We had a chant for him and everything. Candlestick Park would break out into an “U-RIBE” chant on the few occasions where he made a great play or got a hit.
He was beloved playoff hero Juan Uribe’s second cousin, but Juan called him “uncle”.
José died in a car crash in 2006.
None of this background suggests why eBayers have decided to bid up or set auctions at ludicrous prices that are above the major league minimum salary ($545,000). The card itself holds no intrinsic value. From a notoriety standpoint, most baseball fans are likely to confuse José with beloved playoff hero Juan. The idea that there’s some sort of error on the card certainly gives it some sort of collector’s value, but not three quarters of a million dollars worth of value.

As of 9:15pm on Sunday, July 1st, 2018, hereÂ’s what popped up when I google searched for the 2 videos...



... and when I went to eBay and searched for the card. These are the top 6 results, sorted by highest priced first:



ItÂ’s definitely more bizarre than hilarious. Even the YouTubers canÂ’t fathom why this random player card is valued so high. Only, they donÂ’t even attempt a guess (although the linked article comes close). ThatÂ’s where I come in. IÂ’m gonna rip the lid off this thing, dammit.

There are only four reasons why a José Uribe 1990 Fleer baseball card is being auctioned off on eBay for six figures:

UribeÂ’s OPS+ that season was 69
Which means that Irony Bros are behind this. I freakin’ knew it, man. They’re gentrifying “nice” by jacking up the price.

Juan Uribe makes drunk midnight purchases
The auctioneers know this and they know that Juan Uribe signed that $21 million contract with the Dodgers way back when, so theyÂ’re trying to play on his emotions for profit. Sick. But not surprising. As the first YouTuber mentioned, one of these Uribe Fleer cards sold for $2,200. That couldÂ’ve been Juan.


Juan, if that was you, IÂ’m sorry for your loss.

Organized crime is using it for money laundering
This seems like the most plausible explanation. The “auctioneer” is a drug lord’s lieutenant and the “winning bidder” is someone deep in debt to the drug lord who, in order to “make things right”, must carry all the risk of getting caught with the funds and being responsible for transferring them at the appropriate time. Then, voila. Clean money.

Spycraft
If itÂ’s not a pure laundering scheme, then weÂ’re definitely in the organized crime/organized something (private or national security apparatus) sphere. The auction price could be a signal of some kind.

“Boris, when see signal, go dead drop, retrieve item to bring to contact in embassy.”

There is a code in that undoctored eBay search, though. If you add the non-zero digits that precede the triple zeroes ($758,000 and $525,000) and use the $29,999.00 as a code switch where the “999” indicates the numbers stay the same, then you can see it:

$758,000 = 20
$758,000 = 20
$525,000 = 12
$29,999 = break
$24,000 = 24
$20,000 = 20

Which gives us a phone number: (202) 012-2420. ThatÂ’s a Washington, D.C. number, so this thing goes straight to the top!

IÂ’m not going to call that number, though. IÂ’m no Tim Kurkjian (click here for reference). And donÂ’t you be annoying and/or inappropriate and call that number, either.

We may never know the real reason for this oddity. It’s certainly not the most bizarre bit of auction ephemera out there and I’m certain it has nothing to do with José Uribe himself. This all just might be random. But if I am right... please don’t kill me, Organized Crime.

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Let that hate go Scottie